My thoughts on waking up in the morning ....

Sometimes I think it makes more sense to place the coffee maker next to my bed on the night stand, like right next to me and have it brew automatically for me like every single morning. This I desire because I'm SO not one of "those" people who wakes up hitting the ground running. Oh how I wish I could be one of "those" people. 

I'm different. I'm kind of like a turtle when it comes to waking up. I'm what you call a chronic snoozer who has private conversations in her head, like EVERY morning trying to figure out what I can eliminate from my morning routine so I can lay in bed just one more minute. Yes, I'm that girl. I'm that girl who wakes up slowly who NEEDS and REQUIRES coffee to function. 

And on that note .... you wanna know what else I think would be really lovely? I think it would be really, really lovely to have a very handsome prince (preferably my husband) pour me a cup of coffee and greet me each morning with a morning kiss and say: "Good morning gorgeous." [insert smile here.]

Oh well ... A girl can dream, right?

Dear Future Husband,

If you're reading this, and I hope you are, please make a mental note. I promise the payback will be awesome. After all, we reap what we sow. Right, darling? ; )

I love you ...

xx, Ruthie

¡Que Funny!

This is a card I found at the store a couple of weeks ago.

Totally me! LOL!

Ten things that drive me crazy!

1. When I call a company and hear a voice mail greeting that says: We’re currently experiencing a higher than normal call volume. Please try your call again later and the call disconnects with no option to hit zero.  My response: Are you kidding me??? I have to try again later????  
2. The sound of a clock ticking. This especially makes me crazy when I’m trying to sleep. I always remove the battery. Yes, it makes me that crazy.
3. When I over hear young adults make statements followed by the words: “Just Kidding.” Makes me wonder why they say "just kidding" all the time. Hmmm ....
4. Towels that are not hung properly in the bathroom. Yes, I’m a little OCD.
5. Toilet paper rolls that are placed under instead of over. Why people? Why???
6. When people litter. Oh my gosh, WHY people??? WHY???
7. Greeting cards that have glitter on it. (One word: MESSY! I don’t buy them and I don’t give them out.)
8. Noisy eaters. This drives me bananas!
9. When people dominate a conversation. A monologue is not a conversation people! (to be recited in song)
10. When people talk over me. It's rude, it frustrates me and it makes me want to pinch them every time they do it. Ha! Can you imagine??? What a funny thought!